Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The copper sole stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Because all good boys and girls need excellent foot care.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of nail polish danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just finished up with HFAA in a snap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Because AmeriGel Lotion had healed my foot rash!
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a plump old man, and eight tiny reindeer.
Behind the magical deer lied a glistening red sleigh
With lotions, shoes, and inserts to be delivered all day!
That little old driver, so lively and quick,
With Aetrex copper socks, was lookin’ so slick.
Much to my wonder, the old man moved fast a jet,
Because those copper socks wicked away all his sweat.
Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
Get new shoes for this family so they don’t fall.
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
I drew in my head and walked inside in a breeze
St Nick came down the chimney with a bag full of BioFreeze!
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his toe,
HFAA boots kept his feet warm from the snow.
A bundle of foot care products was flung on his back,
Padding, foot scrubs and lotion came out of his pack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his job,
Filling stockings with BioFreeze to stop all your throbs
Laser, Clarus Solution and polish to help yellow nails,
Hand-made foot scrubber treats corns and callouses, without fail!
This jolly man had slippers for mama and I,
Open and closed back, so we can walk without a sigh
Socks, shoes, and lotion were under the tree
For every sole in the house, including you and me!
There was no need to worry about size or fit,
He had a Healing Steps Spa gift certificate!
A safe and sanitary mani ‘n’ pedi we’re sure to enjoy,
HSS delivers first class service for girls and for boys.
After laying the last shoebox on the floor
His bag was empty, he had no more.
Then laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, before he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, Dr. Lockwood will make you feel right!"